Weather in North America

60 degrees Fahrenheit - Californians put their sweaters on.
50 degrees - Miami residents turn on the heat.
45 degrees - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
40 degrees - Minnesotans go swimming.
35 degrees - Italian cars don't start.
32 degrees - Distilled water freezes.

30 degrees - Philadelphia landlords turn on the heat.

25 degrees - Canadians go swimming.
20 degrees - Lake Erie water freezes.
15 degrees - French cars don't start.
10 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
5 degrees - American cars don't start.

0 degrees - Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10 degrees - German cars don't start.

-15 degrees - Miami residents cease to exist.

-20 degrees - Japanese cars don't start.

-25 degrees - You need jumper cables to get the driver going.

-30 degrees - Swedish cars don't start.

-35 degrees - North Dakotans button the top button.
-40 degrees - Alaskans close the bathroom window.

-45 degrees - Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-50 degrees - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

-80 degrees - Hades freezes over; Chicago teams sweep all championships!