HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY Part 2

Part 2



~ As often as possible, skip rather than walk.



~ Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."



~ Sing along at the opera.



~ Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.



~ Send email to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.



~ Put mosquito netting around your cubicle.



~ Call the psychic hotline and just say, "Guess."



~ When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won! Third time this week!!!"



~ When leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives - they're loose!"



~ Tell your boss, "It's not the voices in my head that bother me, it's the voices in your head that do."



~ Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."



~ Every time you see a broom, yell, "Honey, your mother is here."