HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

~ At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.



~ Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)



~ Insist that your email address is Xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.



~ Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.



~ Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.



~ Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."



~ Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.



~ Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.



~ Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."



~ Finish all your sentences with, "...in accordance with the prophecy."



~ Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.



~ Dont use any punctuation